Help me not to make a fool of me and to not uproot my family tree
I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and… you have saved us all.
I’ve heard a great deal about you, Fa Mulan. You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonored the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and… you have saved us all.

You stole your father’s armor, ran away from home, impersonated a soldier, deceived your commanding officer, dishonorer the Chinese Army, destroyed my palace, and… you have saved us all.
#i love the sassiness in the last panel #where the emperor is like bitch do i have to explain everything to you? #learn to metaphor shit face #then pops his hat on and sasses to the left #like fucking dumbass #what fucking flower do you think i’m talking about? #i ain’t senile yet. when i start babbling about pixies and fairy dust then you can put me in a home #fucking kids these days